Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The top 5 " Wanna be" boyfriends!

The top 5 " Wanna be" boyfriends!

1. The True Romantic
This guy is all about romance. He may or may not have been married before but I guarantee somewhere along the lines he had a long relationship with a women (even if it was only with his mother). All he wants to do is cuddle, cuddle and cuddle so more. He will bring you flowers when you are down. Soup when you are sick. Best of all he will tolerate any abuse you give him (ignoring him brings him closer). This is a tough one to get rid of, the problem is you probably really like him as a friend. Spare him the chase (and his feelings) by being upfront with him about your non romantic feelings for him. trust me this will save you a lot of heartache and his heartbreak in the future. If he can't handle just being friends, assure him you understand and run!

2. The Busted Ego
This wanna be is way to cool to show you he is a sap. He has had his ego busted (not heart) by one to many women and is willing to do anything to bring it back. Just when you thought " I might like this one" wham! he brings out the ego. He just needs it stroked. So stroke it overload, and he will find someone else to get a fresh boost.

3. The Divorcee
He loves to be married. He has probably married his high school sweetheart only to find out she wanted out after 10 years. He is still picking up the pieces of what went wrong but he thinks with a little guidance and a new wife, things can get better. Sure he has children but he thinks things can go well and you and his ex wife will get a long great. If marriage is not your thing right now, don't keep this boyfriend coming back. Take him where you hang out and let him mingle. Trust me he will find another interest. You're off the hook and he'll tell you how he has fallen for someone else. Cry a little and tell him keep in touch.

4. The Always Single
There is a reason for him to be single. He will want to be with you any time his friends are not available. He will gloat about all the fun him and his friends had (without you). He will promise you the world and leave right after a quickie for lunch. These are the hardest to get rid of because we enjoy our freedom too so we think it is a perfect match. Wrong. When you become unavailable he will seek you out. To lose this one, create a decoy with love talk. You want him, need him, love him. He will run and find someone else to not cherish!

5. The Married
Yep, you guessed it. Even married men will try to date you. They will cry about how lonely they are. How they are going to get a divorce soon. They are so unhappy being married but if they were with you they would want to be married. Yeah, right! Tell him you want to get married asap and if he is really interested he will buy you a ring even before he is divorced! See Ya!

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