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Sunday, March 29, 2009

To Pee or Not To Pee...huh?


Dating has been fun but I must admit it is getting scary! A few months back I had the pleasure
of hearing a story from a very close friend of mine. "He pees the bed".....

The relationship junky that I am, inquiry was a must. I perked all senses (except smell) to further my education on this. Is this a deal breaker? At what point do we draw the line on the
things we will tolerate for not being alone?

I was headed to my friends for a nice brisk morning walk and usual girl chatter. As I was bopping in her house, "Amy" was stomping down the stairs with bedding attire in her hands.
"What are you doing?"
"He peed the bed" she snidely remarked.
"What?, I thought he did that once and it was a fluke thing?" surely twice in a 5 month span of a relationship was not a good thing.
"Yep he left the golden star on my linen once again"
As usual my wit took over...I couldn't resist.
"Is he marking his territory?"
Busting out in laughter, she got the joke. She had an explanation that she clearly convinced herself that he only does this on days he drinks shots....hmmmm? So we have narrowed it down to peeing the bed on certain occasions and this is no grounds to leave such a wonderful man.

I have never had this experience but from conversations I have learned this is or could be a regular thing for men...and I am sure some women I will be googling!
Advice was in order and given without malice....
"Next time your at his house, rub your asshole all over his sheets, and when confronted on what the hell your doing...
"I'm marking my territory"

1 comments:

  1. lol wow. If its only when he does shots then I would just put some pee pads under him on those days. You can get them at any pet supply place! LOL but I love the markin of the territory! thats a classic!

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